Welcome to the website of The Amazing Whitebread, America's newest Real-Life Superhero!
Look for the hilarious, all-true adventures of The Amazing Whitebread and his superhero friends Geist, Master Legend, Mr. Xtreme & The Xtreme Justice League, Amazonia, and plenty more, in the book I, Superhero!!! Available wherever fine books (and utter crap, and everything in-between) are sold.
Reviews of I, Superhero!! can be found at the following sites:
Here's what other authors are saying about I, Supehero:
"The Amazing Whitebread might protest that he lacks the typical attributes of a superhero, but Mike McMullen certainly has the talents one wants in a writer: the reportage skills of Clark Kent, the compassion of Peter Parker, and the integrity of stately Wayne Manor or the Baxter Building. And he can turn a phrase like Eel O'Brian can turn his head. This is a fun, funny, touching book." - Matthew David Brozik, author of The Government Manual for New superheroes
“I, Superhero is a funny exploration of what ensues when real people try to act as superheroes. But without actual training. Or skill. And wearing stretchy pants. This book underlines—in a very entertaining way—the mismatch of a fast-food approach to want without the work.” - Dr. E. Paul Zehr, author of Becoming Batman: The Possibility of a Superhero
“If you have been patiently waiting for that special spider bite, a radiation accident, or the shattering trauma in the alley—stop! I, Superhero provides a model for finding your guru, choosing a costume, and finding the mission that makes You, Superhero.” - John Shelton Lawrence, author of The Myth of the American Superhero
Want more? Check out my short story "Love Comes for Bob" in Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine #44, out now!
Want even more, you greedy jerk? My flash fiction piece "When the Smoke Clears" will be published in A Thousand Faces #12, out now!
As an added bonus, I'll also be updating my blog semi-regularly. Very semi-.
In the meantime, feel free to read about how you can help orphans in the war-torn Sudan or, if you'd prefer, buy a thong with the Amazing Whitebread logo on the crotch. Those are morally equivalent, right?
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