The Amazing Whitebread's Legion of Superbuddies League of Societies

Make a difference and get free stuff!

     Hey kiddos!  Write your Uncle Whitebread for info on The Amazing Whitebread's Legion of Superbuddies League of Societies!  For your one-time $15 membership fee, you will recieve a beautiful membership certificate suitable for framing (if you're into framing that sort of thing), a membership card (if you're into carrying that kind of thing around in  your wallet), and an Amazing Whitebread sticker (if you're into sticking things like to other things).  And best of all, 100% of profits will be donated to Harvesters Reaching the Nations, an orphanage serving the youngest and most vulnerable victims of the Sudan's decades-long civil war. 

     Join today or regret it for the rest of your life!  Probably!